Share 'Lets Tell Enrique Some Jokes to make him smile or Even laugh'

Thought it would be cool if we posted some jokes for Enrique to give him a laugh or at least a smile!!   All jokes are welcome but please remember we have younger fans on the board as well, so not too dirty NC girls please...lol   I'll start........   Beware of older men - they only get wiser! A  woman decides to have a face lift in preparation of her 50th  birthday. She spends £15,000 and feels…